Weird Lindsay Lohan Fashion Shoot of the Day

Another day, another random Lindsay Lohan fashion photo shoot.

This "artsy" shoot features the alleged actress writhing, squatting and trying to be sexy to promote a clothing line by ... herself! It's the 6126 Fall Lookbook shoot!

It's unclear if anyone actually buys Lindsay's clothes, but good for her!

The photos are sort of cool, and sort of hot ... yet almost as funny as this video of her recent incarceration. Because it's Lindsay, it's hard to take her seriously.

Maybe that's us, though. What do you think of her 6126 line? Something you would wear? Check out (and click to enlarge) the Lindsay Lohan pics below:

Montana Fishburne: I Wanna Be in Porn, Not Act!

"I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn." - Montana Fishburne, a.k.a. Chippy D

Contradicting previous statements she's made about making her adult film debut to launch her career a la Kim Kardashian, Laurence Fishburne's daughter Montana now says she became a porn star at age 19 ... just because.

"Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me," Montana Fishburne tells People, claiming this has always been a dream (yikes). "It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality."

She's not hoping her adult film, which will be released by Vivid Entertainment August 10, will spawn a mainstream acting career. Probably a good thing, too.

Laurence Fishburne starred in Mission: Impossible III. Similarly, teenage daughter Montana Fishburne has set her sights on Missionary: Position.

"I had already filmed it by the time they knew so I didn't give them a chance to talk me out of it," she says of the Chippy D sex tape, which she made after turning 18 "so I could pursue what I want without being constrained by them."

Her father is understandably devastated, she confesses - and even offered to pay $1 million to Vivid to purchase ALL copies and block its shipment.

Unfortunately, according to a report on TMZ, his lawyer, Yale Galanter, got through to Vivid a little too late and the sex tapes had left the premises.

"I hear through relatives that he's upset but I haven't talked to him directly for him to tell me his feelings," Montana admits. "I hope it's not hurting him. This wasn't done to hurt him. I think it will take time and talking through the issues."

"Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me."

The Real Housewives of D.C. Slam Michaele Salahi

Whoopi Goldberg is not the only person to despise Michaele Salahi.

Just one episode into The Real Housewives of D.C. on Bravo, the reality star's castmates are already talking badly about her and even making threats about future seasons.

After Michaele and husband Tareq didn't appear at the show's season premiere party yesterday, Catherine Ommanney said: "I don’t want to see them; I don't want to talk to them. I don’t want to be associated with them."

Would she return for a second season if the Salahis were still part of the cast? "Absolutely, categorically, no. I'll have to have therapy the rest of my life to get over being associated with her."

Another Housewife, Lynda Erkiletian, shared a similar sentiment with Us Weekly: "I was very happy to hear that they had their own premiere party and would be attending that and not torturing us any more than they have in the past."

Meanwhile, Mary Schmidt Amons takes the side of Goldberg when it comes to the tiff between Salahi and The View. She says:

"I don’t think the Salahis are really good at saying they’re sorry to anyone. It’s not my place to judge. All I know is that the accusations coming forward from the Salahi camp are completely false. It was on camera, a 200-person audience - Whoopi was just trying to encourage her to get back on task to the question, just get back to the question and answer the question."

Hmmm... remember when Stacie Scott Turner said this version of the Housewives franchise would focus on sophistication over fighting? That was funny.